Advance letter to my son:

Hello Cesar Leon (final name, I hope),

Starting today, I’m gonna cut down on sweet intakes. I’m gonna start a strict diet because we are both getting bigger and the back pains are getting worst. This is a major sacrifice for me because I love food, I love sweets and I love eating. This is going to be difficult (and depressing) so I hope you’ll become a good son someday. Mommy has to suffer this bad just for you. I haven’t drank any milk tea for the past 7 months. You know that’s one of my favorites, right?

Don’t worry, I still enjoy carrying you inside my tummy. I love how you tickle me from the inside (literally). Be a good boy okay? Mommy and Daddy loveyou so much.

LOL.